“We’re Americans, being full is no reason to quit eating.” Pete
“You don’t win friends with salad”. The wisdom of Homer Simpson, explaining to Lisa why every barbecue needs lots of meat.
“If you’re slower than me, stupider than me, and you taste good, tough s*%t”. Anthony Bourdain
“I didn’t scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat salad.” WIST
“Sex and fajitas, the only two things that appeal to all five senses”. Pete – but if there was any reason to lick a new car it might get on the list.
“If it doesn’t have hooves and snouts, it’s not a real hot dog”. Bob and Tom
"I take a vitamin every day. It's called steak!" Coach Jim Harbaugh
“Meats and fats can lead to sexual excesses and mustard and catsup can cause insanity” Sylvester Graham, inventor of the graham cracker – Me, I’ll have another burger
“Cold hands – warm heart” Two more items on the cannibal buffet. Corollary – if vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
“Saccharin causes cancer in lab rats. Good.” WIST
“Pete’s meat was wonderful last night”. Honest, I just gave her a brisket.
"I cannot believe there isn't a Doritos flavor called Meat, Salt and Spice." Joel Stein
“Twenty-four beers in a case, twenty-four hours in a day and she thinks it’s only a coincidence”. Willy and Ethel
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like and do what you’d rather not.” Mark Twain
“Grass-fed beef only appeals to one of the five senses, it sounds good” Pete
"Sign outside a Subway restaurant in Luverne, MN “Stop in and enjoy six inches of Luverne’s finest.” Not sure that was really about food.
“I believe we are born with only so much appetite and it is a shame to run any risk of not using it all.” Roy Blount, Jr.
“I love animals. I like to pet them, I just like to eat them more.” Jim Gafigan
“The City of Seoul, South Korea is considering legislation to define dogs as livestock so that they can regulate people that eat dogs. Instead of being over there protecting the border, we should be protecting the Border Collies”. Bob and Tom
“Give a redneck a billion dollars and all he’ll want is a bigger grill.” Jeff Foxworthy
“Cheer up! There are very few rich pessimists, except a few in Hollywood”. Pete
“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be”. Pete
“Get better at something every day”. Pete
“Gravity is undefeated.” Pete
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” Pete
“Don’t tell me how hard you work, tell me how much you get done” - Pete
Pete’s four daily reminders:
“Well done is better than well said.” Ben Franklin
“It’s not the hours you put into the work that count, it’s the work you put into the hours.” Sam Ewing
“Every day, be the dumbest you’ll ever be”. Jack Welch
“Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day’s own trouble be sufficient for the day” Matthew 6:34
A special section for the best of John Wooden:
“But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.” Joshua
“Having it all doesn’t mean having it all at once”. WIST
“Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.” Albert Einstein
The Ten Cannots, made famous by President Reagan:
“A man with a smile is always welcome”.
“Every man that I meet is in some way my superior and in that way I can learn from him”. WIST
“Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity.” Albert Einstein
“Goodness is not tied to greatness, but greatness to goodness.” Thomas Moffett
“Fortune favors the prepared mind.” Louis Pasteur
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” Albert Einstein
“Where people have hope, there you have a middle class.” Senior Chinese official
“People don’t change when you tell them there is a better option. They change when they conclude that they have no other option.” Michael Mandelbaum Also… “People change as a result of what they notice, not just what they are told.”
Best town name in North America? Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump, Alberta, Canada. It’s real, I’ve been there.
"My wife gets a mammogram. Her mom gets a mammogramma." Pete
Ask at the checkout “Do I have enough toilet paper for the amount of food I bought?” WIST
“Nicer than my Mom’s butt” My (then) four year old son offering a high compliment.
“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.” John F. Kennedy
“Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality”. Carl Sagan
“I’m preaching wholesale, counting on you to do the retail.” Pastor Joe, FOP
“A negative effect of being circumcised, I couldn’t walk for a year and a half”. WIST
“Success is spending your own life in your own way”. WIST
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” Albert Einstein
“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts.” Albert Einstein
"There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.” Douglas MacArthur
“Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.” Leo Tolstoy
“It is no use saying “we are doing our best” you have got to succeed in doing what is necessary”. Winston Churchill
“Every man is the son of his own works.” Miguel de Cervantes
“Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.” Ben Franklin
“The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.” Norman Schwarzkopf
“People are always talking about circumstances. I do not believe in circumstances. The people who get on and go in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they cannot find them, make them.” George Bernard Shaw
“Here are three things that are hard to do: Climb a fence that is leaning toward you, kiss a woman that is leaning away from you and help someone who does not want to be helped.” Leonard Wulf, FOP and one of the wisest men who ever lived.
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan “Press on” has solved, and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge
“People can become successful by doing things that unsuccessful people are too lazy to do”. WIST
“Nobody ever drowned in sweat.” WIST
“I don’t believe in luck, actually. I believe in effort and I believe in the principle of desire. You do what you want in your life, actually, give or take certain difficult circumstantial things.” Dudley Moore
“People have always called me competitive but I never really thought that was correct. I get no joy from beating someone or winning for its own sake. Rather, I take pride in doing as well as I possibly can, contributing as much as I can and using what talent I have. If I compete it is not against others but against myself and against perfection”. Pete
“Excellence is not a singular act, you are what you repeatedly do.” Aristotle, quoted by Shaquille O’Neal
“Excellence is achieved by the mastery of fundamentals.” Vince Lombardi
“The quality of a person’s like is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.” Vince Lombardi
“We cannot do great things unless we are willing to do the small things that make up the sum of greatness.” Theodore Roosevelt
“You want an open mind but not so open that your brain falls out.” John Holloway, Physics teacher in the Blue Valley (KS) district, commenting on dealing with student Hunter Browning’s ideas. Browning holds seven patents as a high school student, some related to hydrogen power use.
“Even the best team, without a sound plan, can’t score.” Woody Hayes
“The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.” Bill Shakespeare
“I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.” Frank Lloyd Wright
“Without ambition, one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.” Socrates
“Nothing good or great can be done in the absence of enthusiasm.” Tom Peters
“The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.” Theodore Roosevelt
“Charity should begin at home but it should not stay there.” Phillips Brooks
“He was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple”. WIST
“”Pay at the pump” is great but what would really save me time is “Pee at the pump.”” Pete
“We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it”. Eeyore.
“If you speak three languages you are trilingual, if you speak two languages, you are bilingual. If you speak only one language, you are American.” WIST
“Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.” Colin Powell
“Nothing corrupts society more than to disconnect effort and reward.” John Maynard Keynes
“Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.” WIST
“Try not to become a success, try to become a man of value.” Albert Einstein
“Your credibility is like your virginity, once it is gone, it ain’t coming back. So if you do not want to live without it, don’t do anything that will make is disappear”. Pete
“Always give. Make it a habit, a necessary part of your life. Don’t wait until you have enough, you have enough now to give a little. Don’t wait until you have more, you can give more then. Give both time and money. Just give.” Pete
“Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment.” Bill Walsh
“Making commitments generates hope. Keeping commitments generates trust.” Blaine Lee
“If you judge others, you will have no time to love them.” Mother Teresa
“The doors of opportunity are marked “Push” and “Pull”.”
“Do or do not. There is no such thing as try”. Yoda
The Seven Deadly Sins as amended by Mohandas Gandhi:
“The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.” R.J. Rehwinkles
“Excuses don’t matter, results matter.” Pete
“The three most influential inventions of the 20th century are air conditioning, interstate highways and birth control pills”. Pete
“What it all boils down to is this: either you have talent or you don’t. Those that don’t, well, they’re screwed”. Pete
“If you can’t trust a stripper named “Destiny”, who can you trust?” Jim Rome commenting on coach Mike Price’s troubles in Alabama
“There’s a thin, fine line between charisma and BS”. Fred Z II (FOP)
“In any decision involving moral values, the choice which seems more appealing is probably incorrect”. Fred Z II (FOP)
“The future is much like the present, only longer.” – Dan Quisenberry
“Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects”. – Will Rogers
“If the task is bigger than your skills, that’s when you feel the pressure.” Morten Andersen
“It is the unhappy people who most fear change”. – Mignon McLaughlin
“Genius is doing easily what others could not do at all”. –Most recently said by Keith Olbermann who is a genius at being a smart aleck.
"Walk and be happy; walk and be healthy. The best way to lengthen our days is to walk steadily and with a purpose." Charles Dickens
“You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice”. Bob and Tom.
“It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference.” Tom Brokaw
“As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.” Proverbs 27:17
“Marrying for money is almost always a bad idea, but it’s really dumb if you are already rich.” Warren Buffet
“Our job is to be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.” Warren Buffet
“You can’t win them all.” - basketball coach Skip Prosser’s Mom. “It doesn’t say that in the rule book.” – Skip’s Dad.
“It’s the dead fish that go with the flow”. WIST
“There is a price for success but there is also a price for failure. Given the choice, the price of success clearly has the best return on investment.” Michael Angier
“Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.” Stephen King
“The secret of a leader lies in the tests that he has faced over the whole course of his life and the habit of action he develops in meeting those tests.” Gail Sheehy
“Security can only be achieved through constant change, through discarding old ideas that have outlived their usefulness and adapting others to current facts.” William O. Douglas
“Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.” Theodore Roosevelt
“I don’t need to own a pickup, I just need a friend with a pickup.” Pete
“Be content with what you have, but not what you are.” Pete
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt
“Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to sweat pants and Cheetos.”
“Meet the sun every morning as if it could cast a ballot.” Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.
“Character is the governing element of life, and is above genius.” Fredrick Saunders
“In the long run, we’re all dead”. Economist John Maynard Keynes who surely knew that if all the economists were laid end to end, they would fail to reach a conclusion. Alternate ending - if all the economists were laid end to end, it would be a good thing.
“You can never have too much redundancy.” Larry Sutter (FOP)
“…from the Department of Redundancy Department.” Pete
On travel – “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” James Michener
“I’m sure my style is old fashioned. So is ice cream, but that’s still pretty good.” Coach Bob Knight.
“The only thing that losing teaches you is how to lose.” Bob Huggins
“In war, there is no substitute for victory.” Douglas MacArthur
“In the fight between you and the world, back the world.” Franz Kafka
“If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” George Brett
“The aim of education is to teach us how to think, not what to think”. WIST
“To err is human, but it feels divine.” Mae West
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I never tried before.” Mae West
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy..." Alexander Fraser Tytler
“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange those apples then you and I still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange those ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” George Bernard Shaw
“Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.” Albert Einstein
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” Pete – well, actually I just borrowed that one.
Pete’s advice to newlyweds: It’s OK to sing “Moon River” when looking at your wife’s butt, just stop before the “wider than a mile” line.
“Albert Einstein, the smartest man that ever lived, was divorced. The question they should ask is not “Do you love this woman?” it is “Do you think you’re smarter than Einstein?”
“Dude, I’m never going down that Miss Universe road again.” Derek Jeter to Rick Reilly – by the way, neither am I.
What do you give the man who has everything? Penicillin
Ad - “Nothing up front and no interest for six months.” I dated her, too.
“I have more confidence in my car than in my date. But then, if I’d laid under my date as much as I’ve laid under my car, I might have a different opinion.” Gregg Martin, FOP
“Honda does make cars for men, they are called Acuras”. Pete
Test question: “Define the universe and give two examples”
Pete’s favorite seminar title:
Psychothermonephrosemiosymbiology: Made simple
Presented Feb 19, 1987 in the Michigan St University Psych Research Building
“Don’t let books get in the way of your education”. WIST
“If it wasn’t for Thomas Edison we’d all be watching TV by candlelight”
“Live Free or Die” - State motto of New Hampshire – stamped on every license plate by state prisoners
“Superman wears Jack Bauer underwear.”
“Get off the stove, Grandma, you’re too old to ride the range!” Baxter Black
Favorite emcee line: “My job is not to bore you but to introduce those who will”. Pete
There are three kinds of people in this world, those that are good with numbers and those that aren’t”. Vern Pierce, Ph.D., FOP
“New York has more lawyers than people.” Warren Buffet
Be careful with cause and effect relationships. Example: I got circumcised and couldn’t walk for a year and a half. Pete
“I’m 66 years old but I’m reading at a 68-year old level.” Kinky Friedman
Handcuffs, beer, strawberry cupcakes, blueberry muffins and Italian bread were stolen. 8:55 p.m. Police report in Leawood, KS, somebody missed a good party.
“My brother is a doctor, my sister is a lawyer. I hate Thanksgiving!” Ron White
“The law is your friend, it’s the lawyers you ought to be afraid of.” WIST
“We get the intermediate level cable TV package. We can watch “Pimp my Ride” but if there is a show call Ride my Pimp” we don’t get that channel.” Pete
How’s this for a headline? “Experts: War Bad for health” Rocky Mountain News, Feb 2002
“I’m not sure what he’s good at but he ought to go and do it.” Bill Pratt (FOP) commenting on a guy we both know.
“It’s not a computer, it’s an $1800 deck of cards.” Larry the Cable Guy, not long after he described his grandmother getting lip cancer from “second hand chew.” That’s funny right there.
Ad – “Kiss your hemorrhoids goodbye” – not even if I could
Phuc Dat – a restaurant in Garden City, KS.
Ad – For sale: Braille dictionary, like new, must see to believe
Statistically speaking, if 5,000 people say a stupid thing, it is still a stupid thing.” Pete
“Kid, the only reason you’re conscious right now is that I don’t want to carry you.” Jack Bauer on 24
Actual forecast heard on the radio in Central Nebraska – “winds out of the South at 2 mph, with gusts up to 4”
“Don’t let me slow your search for someone who is interested.” Dogbert
Ad – “Illiterate? Write for our free brochure”.
DFW Airport – DFW stands for Delayed For a While - Pete
“I told you a million times not to exaggerate.”
“Guys like you generalize too much.”
“He’s proof that evolution is bi-directional”.
“Golf balls. Is that anything like tennis elbow?”
“Drop your pants at the cleaners”. My court case is tomorrow.
Sign “Save Are Teachers” is it any wonder that school district is in trouble?
“If Texas was a tree, it’d be all bark.” I didn’t say that.
ISYN – I drove through Boulder, CO and the guy in the toll booth was wearing a Rolex.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
“Giving money and power to politicians is like giving whisky and car keys to teenage boys.” P.J. O’Rourke
“America is great because America is good. If America ever ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.” Alexis de Tocqueville
“If we win, nobody will care. If we lose, there will be nobody to care.” – Winston Churchill
“The trouble with the French is that they don’t have a word for “entrepreneur”.” George W. Bush
“36-24-36” Dan Quayle’s grades in history, biology and math (spelling was worse).
“We always hear about the have and the have-nots. Why don’t we hear about the doers and the do-nots?” Thomas Sowell
“When buying and selling are controlled by legislators, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.” P.J. O’Rourke
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” Will Rogers
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King Jr.
“A public opinion poll is no substitute for thought.” Warren Buffet
“To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.” Winston Churchill
“Thank God we don’t get all the government we pay for”. WIST
“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but they are not entitled to their own facts.” Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan
“It has always been my view that terrorism is not spawned by poverty of money. It is spawned by the poverty of dignity. “Humiliation is the most underestimated force in international relations and in human relations. It is when people or nations are humiliated that they really lash out and engage in extreme violence.” Thomas Friedman
Certainties – death and taxes. But at least death does not get worse every time congress convenes. WIST
“It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.” Dick Cheney
“A little government and a little luck are necessary in life but only a fool trusts either of them.” P.J. O’Rourke
“When a nation makes too great a distinction between its scholars and its warriors, it ends up having its’ thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools.” Thucydides
“Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.” Cullen Hightower
“The current Senate has created lots of jobs but you can’t make a career out of jury duty.” WIST
“You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.” P.J. O’Rourke
“Any politician who starts shouting election year demagoguery about the rich and the poor should be asked, “What about the other 90% of the people?” Thomas Sowell
"The principal objective of American government is to afford to all an unfettered start and a fair chance in the race of life." Abraham Lincoln
"The American idea is a society in which the condition of your birth does not determine the outcome of your life." Paul Ryan
“Government is not the generator of economic growth, working people are.” Phil Gramm
“A right is not what someone gives you. It is what no one can take away from you.” Ramsey Clark
“Capitalism is what people do if you leave them alone.” Kenneth Minogue
“It’s every American’s duty to support his government but not necessarily in the style to which it has become accustomed.” Thomas Clifford
“The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.” Ross Perot
“We are now looking at a future from here, and the future we were looking at in February now includes some of our past, and we can incorporate the past into our forecast. 1993, the first half, which is now the past and was the future when we first issued our forecast, is now over.” Laura Tyson, Head of the Council of Economic Advisors under Bill Clinton, explaining why the Administration lowered a growth forecast in 1993.
“When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat.” Ronald Reagan
“Any man who trades liberty for security doesn’t deserve either.” Ben Franklin
"The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order.” Alfred North Whitehead, whoever he is
“The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well.” John D. Rockefeller, Jr.
“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.” Mark Twain
“Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him.” Booker T. Washington. Pete’s addendum – “Hey bosses, if you do the first half of that and not the second, that is worse than doing neither.”
“Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.” Lou Holtz
"It is better to plan for things that do not happen than to have planned for something that does Happen." Mohamed El-Arian
“A good objective of a leader is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those that are doing well to do even better.” Jim Rohn
“With success, some people grow and some people swell.” Ken Green, FOP
“When friends and acquaintances are telling you that you are a genius, before you accept their opinion, take a moment to remember what you always thought of their opinion in the past.” Carl Icahn
"The plural of anecdote is not data." Dr. Spencer Swingle, FOP
"Fool-proof systems seldom appreciate the ingenuity of fools." WIST
“Of all the things I’ve done, the most vital is coordinating the talents of those who work for us and pointing them toward a certain goal.” Walt Disney
“I found that there were these incredibly great people at doing certain things, and you couldn’t replace one of these people with 50 average people. They could do stuff that no number of average people could do.” Steve Jobs
“There is only one valid definition of business purpose: To create a customer.” Peter Drucker
“Business exist to produce results.” Peter Drucker
“Strategy is about making choices, trade-offs; its about deliberately choosing to be different.” Michael Porter
“Unless you are retiring this afternoon, you don’t know enough for the rest of your career. You must always be learning.” Pete
“The old model of getting educated in four years and coasting for the next 40 years is obsolete.” Kevin Ng
“Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results, not attributes.” Peter Drucker
“Work keeps us from three great evils: boredom, vice and poverty.” Voltaire
“A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.” John D. Rockefeller
“Too many companies believe people are interchangeable. Truly gifted people never are. They have unique talents. Such people cannot be forced into roles they are not suited for, nor should they be.” Warren Bennis
Steps required to accomplish corporate change (from John P. Kotter in Leading Change):
· Establish a sense of urgency
· Create a guiding coalition
· Develop a change vision
· Communicate the vision for buy-in
· Empower broad-based action
· Generate short-term wins
· Never let up
· Incorporate changes in the culture
Advice and admonitions from Pope Francis’ list of 15 “illnesses” – paraphrased:
· Beware of considering yourself immortal, immune or indispensible. Stay up to date. Be self-critical.
· Busy-ness is not the same as accomplishment. Find time for rest and reflection.
· Empathize with others.
· Avoid excessive planning that fails to translate into effective action. Stay open to imagination and innovation.
· Collaborate. Work as a team.
· Don’t depend only on your own views.
· Eliminate unhealthy rivalry and pride.
· Don’t hide behind bureaucracy. Remember, there are real people involved.
· Have courage to speak directly to people instead of gossiping behind their backs.
· Don’t be an apple polisher in hopes that it will get you somewhere.
· Be sincere and warm in your personal relationships.
· It’s not good to mask fear or insecurity by being gruff or grim.
· Accumulating material goods wont fill “emptiness of the heart.”
· Closed circles (cliques) cause disharmony to the organization as a whole.
· Don’t strive for power by discrediting others.
“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” Helen Keller
“You are only as good as your dumbest competitor. Right now there is a lot of competition among airlines to win that award”. Gordon Bethune, former CEO of Continental Airlines
“Were they dead when you hired them or did you kill them on the job?” Larry Sutter (FOP) responding to a manager decrying “deadwood” employees
”The extroverted engineer looks at your shoes while he talks.” Larry Sutter (engineer, FOP)
“Success is getting the right customers… and keeping them”. MBNA quarterly report. MBNA eventually blew up but I still believe in this comment.
The power of vision – “Martin Luther King, Jr. did not say “I have a strategic plan!”.” Lou Holtz
“Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Listen, don’t talk. If you must talk, ask questions.” Walt Mahler
“Risk not thy whole wad” – God, when he was a commodity trader
“Please pre-pay if you have bad credit” – sign on a gas pump in Garden City, KS
“The meek may inherit the earth but they won’t get the mineral rights.” Or…
“The meek may inherit the earth but in the meantime they can’t use it for collateral.”
“Our real problem is not our strength today: it is the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Business is the ultimate test of your ability to work within a team.” Pete
“Business is about solving someone else’s problems. Solve their problem and they will give you cash, which solves your problem.” Dr. Michael Swanson, Wells Fargo
“The successful person has unusual skill at dealing with conflict and ensuring the best outcome for all.” Sun Tzu
“Getting a promotion means I can worry less about stuff that I wasn’t worried about anyway and worry more about what I was already worried about.” Pete
“I’d wish you good luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it”. Alec Baldwin’s character in Glengarry Glen Ross
“Girls, when I was growing up my Mom used to say to me, “Tom, finish your dinner, people in China and India are starving.” My advice to you is: Girls, finish your homework – people in China and India are starving for your jobs.” Thomas Friedman
“In China today, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America today, Britney Spears is Britney Spears – and that is our problem.” Thomas Friedman
“Rules are important but when policies and procedures outweigh brains and balls, I’m in the wrong place.” Pete
“Some days, phone tag is the only exercise I get.” Pete
“Volume is vanity and profit is sanity and we’re far more interested in being sane than we are in being vain.” Pat Tracy (CEO Dot Foods).
“I believe that over the long run, a company gets the investors that it deserves.” Robert Silberman (CEO Strayer Education).
“The responsibility of leadership is one of shaping our own and others’ lives, hopefully for the better. Delorese Ambrose
“In a market economy, the decision-making ability naturally flows to people who create value and away from those who don’t.” Charles Koch, who views his company (Koch Industries) not as a product focused company but rather “a collection of capabilities on a continuous search to create value.”
“Competitive strategy is about being different. It means deliberately choosing a different set of activities to deliver a unique mix of value.” Michael Porter. See also his “Five Forces” for analysis of a Company’s competitive position: The threat of new competition, the threat of substitute products or services, bargaining power of customers, bargaining power of suppliers, and intensity of competitive rivalry.
“If you want to make minor, incremental changes and improvements, work on practices, behavior and attitude. But if you want to make significant, quantum improvement, work on paradigms.” Steven Covey
“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, or the most intelligent but the ones most responsive to change.’ Charles Darwin in On The Origin of the Species by Means of Natural Selection. Bet you don’t remember it that way!
“Today’s cash cows could become tomorrow’s hamburgers.” Jason Jennings
“The crazier the times are, the more important it is for leaders to develop and trust their intuition.” Tom Peters
“Agriculture is a business. Farming without a financial motive is gardening.” Russ Parsons
“The stock market has a very efficient way of transferring wealth from the impatient to the patient.” Warren Buffet
“Selling at very low prices is not a remedy for having failed to sell at high ones.” John Maynard Keynes
“I left home with a pocket full of money, now I’ve got a pocket full of receipts. It’s time to go home.” Pete
“I don’t trust anyone’s judgment completely, not even my own.” Pete
“CEO is an abbreviation for a Latin term meaning “You can’t blame anybody else”.” Pete
“The ultimate responsibility of a leader is to facilitate other people’s development as well as his own.” Fred Pryor
“The best companies assume that each individual wants to make a difference in the world and be respected. Is that a surprise?” Paul Ames
“It’s the little things that make big things possible. Only close attention to the fine details of any operation makes the operation first class”. J. Willard Marriott
“A farmer is always going to be rich next year” Philemon
“I’ve decided I either want to farm or be rich”. Dave Laverentz (FOP)
“He’s a good kid but there’s not a heckuva lot of demand for good kids anymore”. Ancel Armstrong (FOP)
“A leader knows what’s best to do. A manager knows merely how best to do it.” Ken Adelman
“High expectations are the key to everything.” Sam Walton
“Everybody has a strategy, until I hit them.” Mike Tyson
“Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art.” Andy Warhol
“Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without Hades.” Frank Borman, CEO Eastern Airlines (bankrupt)
“No matter who you are, most of the smartest people work for someone else.” Bill Joy (Sun Microsystems)
“No two countries have fought a war once McDonalds was present in both countries.” Thomas Friedman
“With every pair of hands you get a free brain.” Greg Glunz, FOP
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” Woody Allen
“There are two kinds of men who never amount to anything. Those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.” WIST
“Be slow to hire and quick to fire. It may not sound like it but that is the most humane way to run the business.” Jim Moore, CEO of PolyPipe and FOP
“In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.” Theodore Roosevelt now to put it into business terms…
“If you make a bad decision, we need to talk about that. If you make a good decision, good for you and for the company. If you make no decision, we need to get rid of you and find someone who will make a decision.” Les Carmichael, CEO of Taylor Trucking and FOP
“You manage things, you lead people.” Grace Murray Hopper
“People do what you inspect, not what you expect.” Most recently by Del Miles (FOP).
“Economists were invented so as to make astrology appear credible.’ John Maynard Keynes (economist).
“I had the right to remain silent. But I did not have the ability.” Ron White
“Compounding is mankind’s greatest invention because it allows for the reliable, systematic accumulation of wealth.” Albert Einstein
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Edison
“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” Aldous Huxley
“There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.” Niccolo Machiavelli
Brought to you by the Committee to Rally Against Progress (the old C.R.A.P.), some forecasts to remember he next time some committee decides that your idea is dumb:
· “Everything that can be invented has been invented”. Charles H. Duell, commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1889
· “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers“. Thomas Watson, Founder and Chairman of IBM, 1943
· “There is no reason for any individuals to have a computer in their home”. Ken Olsen, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp, 1977
· “Heavier than air flying machines are impossible”. Lord Kelvin, President Royal Society, 1895
· “Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value”. Marshal Foch, Professor of strategy
· “Who the h@$l wants to hear actors talk”? Harry Warner, Warner Brothers Studios, 1927
A whole bunch from Peter Drucker, the most influential business thinker ever
“Long-range planning does not deal with future decisions. It deals with the future of present decisions.” Peter Drucker
“There is only one valid definition of business purpose: To create a customer.” Peter Drucker
“Businesses exist to produce results.” Peter Drucker
“Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results, not attributes.” Peter Drucker
“Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.” Peter Drucker
“They are called management “gurus” because “charlatans” is too long for a headline.” Peter Drucker
Peter Drucker’s Five Questions:
· What is our mission?
· Who is our customer?
· What does the customer value?
· What are our results?
· What is our plan?
“Organizations are no longer built on force but on trust.” Peter Drucker
“The individual is the central, rarest, most precious capital resource of our society.” Peter Drucker
“The best way to predict your future is to create it”
“The only thing that we know about the future is that it will be different.”
“The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.”
“If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old”
“Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans.”
“The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me, never say "I." And that's not because they have trained themselves not to say "I." They don't think "I." They think "we"; they think "team." They understand their job to be to make the team function. They accept responsibility and don't sidestep it, but "we" gets the credit. This is what creates trust, what enables you to get the task done.”
“No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it.”
“Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.”
“People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”
“Business has only two functions — marketing and innovation.”
“Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes”
“Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.”
“There is nothing quite so useless, as doing with great efficiency, something that should not be done at all.”
“Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.”
“Results are obtained by exploiting opportunities, not by solving problems. ”
“Your first and foremost job as a leader is to take charge of your own energy and then help to orchestrate the energy of those around you.”
“The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself.”
“Management by objectives works – if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don’t.”
“People in any organization are always attached to the obsolete - the things that should have worked but did not, the things that once were productive and no longer are.”
“Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship...the act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth.”
“The most serious mistakes are not being made as a result of wrong answers.
The true dangerous thing is asking the wrong question.”
“Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. ”
“This defines entrepreneur and entrepreneurship - the entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity.”
“Leadership is not magnetic personality, that can just as well be a glib tongue. It is not "making friends and influencing people", that is flattery. Leadership is lifting a person's vision to higher sights, the raising of a person's performance to a higher standard, the building of a personality beyond its normal limitations.”
“So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.”
“When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course. ”
“The companies that refused to make hard choices, or refused to admit that anything much was happening, fared badly. If they survive, it is only because their respective governments will not let them go under.”
“The three most charismatic leaders in this century inflicted more suffering on the human race than almost any trio in history: Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. What matters is not the leader's charisma. What matters is the leader's mission.”
“The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager.”
“Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.”
“Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.”
My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions.”
“No institution can possibly survive if it needs geniuses or supermen to manage it. It must be organized in such a way as to be able to get along under a leadership composed of average human beings.”
“Checking the results of a decision against its expectations shows executives what their strengths are, where they need to improve and where they lack knowledge or information.”
“Executives owe it to their organization and fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs.”
“We now accept the fact that learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn.”
“We all have a vast number of areas in which we have no talent or skill and little chance of becoming even mediocre. In those areas, knowledge workers should not take on work, jobs and assignments. It takes far more energy to improve from incompetence to mediocrity than it takes to improve from first-rate performance to excellence.”
“A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge.”
“Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer.”
“Today, knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement.”
Investing
“Time is your friend. Impulse is your enemy.” John Bogle
“If you can’t save enough money, be really nice to your kids.” Dan Ariely
“Invest in businesses that any idiot can run – because sooner or later, an idiot is going to be running it.” Peter Lynch
“The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” Gary Schilling
“Return decrease as motion increases.” Warren Buffett
“China is the only major country that will get old before it gets rich.” Gary Schilling
“What is smart at one price is dumb at another.” Warren Buffett
“The risks of being out of the game are huge compared to the risks of being in it.” Warren Buffett
“Risk comes from not knowing what you are doing.” Warren Buffett
“The key to making money in stocks is to not get scared out of them.” Peter Lynch
“When you feel like bragging it is probably time to sell.” John Neff
“Never buy anything from someone who is out of breath.” Burton Malkiel
“Trust in time, rather than timing.” Burton Malkiel
“Know what you own and why you own it.” Peter Lynch
“No strategy can make up for inadequate savings or premature retirement.” Rob Arnott
“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.” Benjamin Franklin
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