Some fun stuff for while your charcoal is heating up.

At petesmeats.com it's work, work, work, except when we are goofing around. Here is some stuff that we get a kick out of.

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• Comedy, professional and homegrown

Pete's current favorite joke:  A man walks into a zoo but is disappointed.  There is only one animal in the zoo, a dog. It's a shih tzu.

If you didn't think that was funny, read it out loud.  That is my kind of humor.  

Recent Favorite joke:  Wife asks her husband - "Am I the only one you have ever slept with?"  Husband replies - "Sure, Honey.  The others were mostly nines and tens."

Favorite seasonal joke, from the genius of Steven Wright:  "I got a sweater for Christmas.  I would have rather have a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was nice."

Wife's favorite (Dad) joke:

"Knock knock"

     "Who's there?"

"Hike"

     "Hike who?"

"Unsuspecting son,

Dad waiting with bated breath,

Sets the perfect trap."

Recent favorite joke:  Younger son asks - "How come you never notice the elephants that are hiding in trees around here?"  Because they are so good at it!

Previous favorite joke:  Did you ever notice how "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing... except when you are at a funeral.  From the strange genius of Dmitri Martin.

Previous Previous Favorite joke:  I spent four years in college and got a degree but didn't learn anything. It's my own fault, I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

Favorite moron joke:  I went to see my idiot girlfriend.  She met me at the door with nothing on!  Nine months later, she had a little moron.

Recent Favorite Joke:   One cow says to another - "You look kinda glum.  What's the matter?"  Second cow - "Today is my day to get mated and I was really looking forward to it.  It's been a year since the last time, but I just found out it will be by artificial insemination."  First cow - "Really"  Second cow - "Yeah, no bull!"

Send a joke to me at pete@petesmeats.com.  If I add it to the page I will gladly give you credit.